Penis Rotor
GT Godfather!
Here ya go. I took some time out from dying relatives to meet up with he importer's lad who was running in the new Stelvio GT for the Aussie press.
Note that it comes 'From the box' with all the polar bear smuggling kit!
Note also it has new, 6mm allen bolts to clamp the forks to avoid the overtorquing by cretins that led to the 'Oh bugger my forks have snapped' syndrome,
Daniel, (The young punk.) discusses the relative merits of Stelvio ownership with an ageing, hairy, retard called John, (a mate.) who owns one of the oh-so passe older versions seen in the background!
See how it now has a sensible rim size allowing fitment of *sensible* tyres for a polar bear smuggling bike. Yeah, so if you want to smuggle polar bears you are going to ride something that weighs in at over 1/4 of a tonne!!!! :roll:
And finally one to show that if you do try and load your jacket in the box with the polar bear it will shit on it and you have to shake the stools out before you leave!!!!
Daniel is the importer's tech bloke and I have to say I'm happy to have him. If he doesn't know? he says so and asks around until he finds out. Puts on no airs and graces. One of the things that has pissed me off with Navigator is that every time I fire it up it says 'Updates ready for remore device', presumably that means the box we hang off the bike. I asked him today about it and said "What do we do?". His reply, (Through gritted teeth.) "Wait till fucking Texa tell us!" I' can live with that!!!!!
Pete
Note that it comes 'From the box' with all the polar bear smuggling kit!
Note also it has new, 6mm allen bolts to clamp the forks to avoid the overtorquing by cretins that led to the 'Oh bugger my forks have snapped' syndrome,
Daniel, (The young punk.) discusses the relative merits of Stelvio ownership with an ageing, hairy, retard called John, (a mate.) who owns one of the oh-so passe older versions seen in the background!
See how it now has a sensible rim size allowing fitment of *sensible* tyres for a polar bear smuggling bike. Yeah, so if you want to smuggle polar bears you are going to ride something that weighs in at over 1/4 of a tonne!!!! :roll:
And finally one to show that if you do try and load your jacket in the box with the polar bear it will shit on it and you have to shake the stools out before you leave!!!!
Daniel is the importer's tech bloke and I have to say I'm happy to have him. If he doesn't know? he says so and asks around until he finds out. Puts on no airs and graces. One of the things that has pissed me off with Navigator is that every time I fire it up it says 'Updates ready for remore device', presumably that means the box we hang off the bike. I asked him today about it and said "What do we do?". His reply, (Through gritted teeth.) "Wait till fucking Texa tell us!" I' can live with that!!!!!
Pete