PARKING TICKETS
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only
about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop
writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come
on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for my having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn.
My bike was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day.
It's important.
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only
about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop
writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come
on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for my having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn.
My bike was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day.
It's important.