As it is with girlfriend/wives/lovers, so it is with bikes. Good looks are a poor substitute for inadequate design & behaviour. It doesn't really cost any more to design things properly in the first place. The Italians were traditionally world leaders in industrial design. There's so many aspects of the V85 that are fantastic. Simple, uncomplicated, lightweight Euro4 compliant air/oil cooling. Simple, uncomplicated linear-rate linkage-free suspension. Ultra-simple, ultra-cheap non-adjustable front fork. Low budget old-school wheels. Plastic rather than aluminium panelling, etc. etc. They can build these quickly, simply & cheaply & sell 'em for thousands less than more "sophisticated" competitors such as KTM's 790 line, the F850 etc.
Yet those glaringly silly, unnecessary mistakes rather spoil the overall package. Why mount accessory auxiliary lighting outside rather than inside protective framing? Why are additional mounting frames/bracketry necessary at all? What's wrong with (as almost everybody else does) mounting aux lights inside rather than outside better designed engine guards? Why allow the big exhaust collector box to be so exposed to damage? Why not route the headers more sensibly as you've done in the past? These changes would've actually SAVED production costs, with exhaust guarding, light mounting frames & header pipe lugs becoming unnecessary!
About 35 years ago I ended up spending some 3 months travelling through some Eastern Bloc countries (Hungary, Czechoslovakia, DDR, Poland, USSR, Latvia, Lithuania & Estonia) on a BMW with a broken exhaust guard lug. The constant metallic buzzing & rattling was extraordinarily irritating, eventually becoming so badly detatched that it began to catch my ankle in passing. I couldn't do anything as BMW was then only represented in Western Europe, & the Teutons get really anal & shirty about "illegal modifications/repairs" invalidating warranties. That, and the oil that constantly & consistently leaked through the valve guides into the combustion chamber/s when parked turned me off the Teutonic tractors for life! Will the same thing happen to me in Turkey or Iran, Morocco or Algeria on a modern MG V85? One really needs to be able to trust one's ride to faithfully perform the actual task of "adventure touring".
Apart from its corpulent mass, the Stelvio was an object lesson in clever, efficient "tutto terrano" design. With such a fine precedent to follow or imitate, I'm rather surprised that MG (or rather Aprilia I suspect) incorporated these silly, unnecessary design flaws in the V85.